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Black T-shirt "The Dilemma"

Black T-shirt "The Dilemma"

€30,90 EUR
€38,90 EUR €30,90 EUR
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SIZE GUIDE

The fit is European/regular.

Take your standard size if you want the writing on the back to be perfectly legible as you proudly walk down the street.

Take one size up if you need to be loose to face the evening in maximum comfort or if you need to cover up your weekend carbs.

WASH

Wash it at 30°C and inside out, otherwise the blue man will fade and you'll have to go out naked.

When ironing, do not iron directly over the print: we are not responsible if you stick the hot iron on the dilemma of your life.

Have you ever found yourself at the start of the weekend, with only two brain cells left fighting each other, wondering whether you should turn your evening one way or another?

Well, this t-shirt won't make the decision for you, but at least it will let those walking behind you understand why you're clearly standing still in the middle of the street, staring into space.

Why should you spend these 30 euros?

  • 100% Organic Ring-Spun Cotton (180 g/m²):
     It has a dense, soft texture that improves with every wash. Basically, the more you mistreat it on your nights out, the more comfortable it becomes.
  • GOTS and OCS Certified:
    Real organic cotton, not plastic. It's good for the environment and good for you when you sweat from performance anxiety.
  • Zero Nasties (OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100):
    No harmful substances. There's enough toxicity around already, we don't need chemical t-shirts too.
  • PETA Vegan Approved:
    No animals were harmed in the making of this t-shirt. The only ones suffering here are your neurons when facing a crossroads.
  • Built to Last:
    1x1 ribbed collar with internal tape to maintain its shape over time (so your certainties won't lose their shape) and indestructible twin needle stitching on cuffs and bottom hem.

And if you're worried about the t-shirt getting ruined after the first wear, relax..
The print is literally bomb-proof, designed to last and definitely much longer than your sobriety at the end of the night.

It will become your favorite eye-catching magnet..
Anyone who sees your back and understands the message will shake your hand as if you were a national hero..
Those who don't get it will look at you confused, and then it will be up to you to decide whether to explain it to them or not!

  • No additional cost

    Free tracked shipping on all orders.
    No surprises at checkout, there's enough trauma in real life already.

  • Selected materials

    High-grammage fabrics and high-quality prints, designed to maintain their shape over time (at least they do).

  • Secured transactions

    Secure purchases thanks to SSL encrypted protocols. We support major credit cards, PayPal and Apple Pay.

  • 24/7 Support

    Our team is always available to answer any questions about sizes, shipments, or returns.
    As for solving your romantic dilemmas, we're still working on that.

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